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　　【英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)資料：英語(yǔ)小幽默】

　　【1】the company's mission to eat nian fan

　　this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

　　在公司吃團(tuán)年飯

　　今年在公司里過(guò)春節(jié),在一起吃團(tuán)年飯時(shí)，經(jīng)理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經(jīng)理怒曰：說(shuō)好不喝了怎么還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個(gè)屁來(lái)，經(jīng)理大怒：媽的!誰(shuí)又開(kāi)了一瓶?

　　【2】hospitality

　　the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. the visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. where did you find the cheese?" "in the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。

　　【英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)資料：英語(yǔ)諺語(yǔ)】

　　1.Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。

　　2.Time flies never to be recalled. 光陰一去不復(fù)返

　　3.When in Rome, do as Roman do.入鄉(xiāng)隨俗

　　4.A light heart live long. 心情開(kāi)朗壽命長(zhǎng)。不惱不愁，活到白頭。

　　5.An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 日吃蘋(píng)果一只，身體健康不求醫(yī)。

　　6.Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤勞之人不受窮。

　　7.Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考慮要仔細(xì)，行動(dòng)要迅速。

　　8.One sin opens the door for another.犯了一次罪惡就會(huì)犯另一次罪。

　　9.One man's meat is another man's poison. 蘿卜青菜，各有所愛(ài)。

　　10.It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。

　　11.Dreams are lies. 夢(mèng)不足信。

　　12.Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班門(mén)弄斧。

　　13.We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. 井干方知水珍貴

　　14.Less is more. 簡(jiǎn)單就是美

　　15.A blessing in disguise. 因禍得福

　　16.Love me, love my dog.愛(ài)屋及烏

　　17.Every dog has his day. 凡人皆有得意日

　　18.Sharpening your axe will not delay your job of cutting wood.磨刀不誤砍柴功。

　　19.Seeing is believing.眼見(jiàn)為實(shí)

　　20.Well begun is half done.好的開(kāi)端是成功的一半