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加菲貓精彩語錄
熱愛睡覺、美食、電視和美女的加菲貓，每天拖著胖胖贅肉，腦筋飛轉(zhuǎn)地對待主人、主人的女朋友.、歐第、同伴和死敵，還會時不時傲慢而慵懶的幽你一默，看看他的生活，有沒有你自己的影子。
I hate Mondays. 我討厭星期一。(夢魘日的開始)
Poky，cover me. I’m going in. 波基，掩護(hù)我。我要行動了。(老板問起，就說我見客戶去了。)
Trying to avoid your duties，huh? 竟然想逃避責(zé)任。(錯過大單子，被老板K。)
I make a point to get it good everyday. 我每天都是吃不了兜著走的。(再錯過大單子，小心我讓你吃不了兜著走。)
How shall I outwit you this time? 我這回該怎么戲弄你呢?(老板怎么了，照樣有辦法對付你。)
It's a liver flavored. 這可是豬肝口味呀。(你家貓兒子最喜歡吃什么呀?)
That's even nicer.! 那個更是不錯!(我家貓兒子更喜歡Pizza。)
Jump back. Kiss myself. 搞定。真佩服我自己。(每個人都應(yīng)該相信自己。)
She is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。(這位MM是新同事?名花有主否?)
Uh， Mr. Pathetic， you've had a crush on her since high school. 可憐蟲先生，你從高中開始就被她迷得神魂顛倒了。(我癡心不改。)
Would you please ask her out so she can reject you， and we can get on with me life?你能不能把他約出來，好讓她直截了當(dāng)?shù)鼐芙^你，然后咱們繼續(xù)自己的生活?(是時候行動了。)
家務(wù)哲學(xué)趣談
Philosophy of House Cleaning
I don't do windows because..
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
我不檫窗戶，是因?yàn)?/p>
我是一個愛鳥之人，不希望任何一只鳥兒撞上干凈透明的窗戶而受傷。
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'llfeel terrible(plus they may sue me)
我不給地板打蠟，是因?yàn)?/p>
我擔(dān)心客人會因此滑到而傷筋動骨，那樣的話我會感到內(nèi)疚(更何況他們還可能因此起訴我)。
I don't mind the dust bunnies because..
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree everything I say.
我不會嫌棄全身臟兮兮的兔子，是因?yàn)?/p>
它們是人類很好的伙伴。我?guī)缀踅o每只兔子都起了名字，它們對我所說的一切都深信不疑。
I don't disturb cobwebs because..
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
我不會去清理墻角的蜘蛛網(wǎng)，因?yàn)?/p>
我希望每一個生靈都有自己的家。
I don't du Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
我不做“春季大掃除”因?yàn)?/p>
我熱愛每一個季節(jié)，我不希望其它的季節(jié)覺得我厚此薄彼。
I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
我不會去鏟除花園中的野草，因?yàn)?/p>
我不想礙上帝的事----他是個完美的設(shè)計(jì)師。
I don't put things away because...
I will never be able to find them again.
我不會去收拾東西，因?yàn)?/p>
我會永遠(yuǎn)找不到。
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
招待客人時，我不會去準(zhǔn)備什么美味的佳肴，因?yàn)?/p>
我不希望客人們在回請我時過于重視事物。
I don't iron because....
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
我從不燙衣服，因?yàn)?/p>
我愿意相信衣服標(biāo)簽上說的------終身免燙。
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkle up crusty old woman!!!
我不對任何事情過分要求，因?yàn)?/p>
凡是追求完美的人都太辛苦，往往不能長壽。我寧可一直這么平庸地活者，直到變成一個滿臉皺紋，脾氣暴躁的老太太。