談戀愛語錄
大家知道怎樣用英語來表達(dá)你很喜歡一個(gè)女孩子呢? 如何講一些讓女孩子感動的話呢?以下這些會話, 并不是十分浪漫, 卻是有點(diǎn)耍嘴皮子的痞子味道...
1. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
你有零錢嗎? 因?yàn)槲掖饝?yīng)我老媽當(dāng)我戀愛時(shí)要立刻打電話給她.
2. Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk you've been drinking?
牛奶對身體有益, 但我的老天, 你到底喝了多少啊?
3. Do you believe in love at first sight?
你相信有一見鐘情這種事嗎?
4. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我把我的電話簿弄丟了.. 我能用你的嗎 ? ( 雙關(guān)語, 其實(shí)是跟對方要電話)
5. It's awful hot in here, or it is you?
這里真的好熱. 或是那是因?yàn)槟愕年P(guān)系?
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我能重新排列字母, 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起.
7. Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!
你有地圖嗎? 因?yàn)槲覄傇谀愕难凵裰忻允Я?
8. If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼淚, 我不會哭因?yàn)槲液ε聲ツ?
9. You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
你使我想起我的前任女友.
10. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
我對你的愛就像是瀉肚子一樣, 讓我把持不住.
11. A. How are you? B: Fine. A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.
A: 你好嗎? B: 好 A: 我沒有問你長的如何, 我只是問你好不好.
12. I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷, 我是來這偷你的心.
試試這些拗口的話
1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
52. Very well, very well, very well ...
53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
54. Willie's really weary.