女人對什么樣的男人犯花癡
The tall and the short: Researchers think they know why women prefer tall men - and it's not in their genes Women prefer taller men because they are better at fighting, scientists claimed yesterday. A study has shown men hit hardest when striking downwards and the blows of a taller man are more powerful than the thumps of a short man. In evolutionary terms, that makes them more useful for women, said researcher Dr David Carrier.
什么類型的男士最受歡迎?是幽默?是多金?是性感還是別的?倘若提出這樣一個問題，女士們給出的答案將會是十分豐富多彩的。雖然如此，科學(xué)家們也給出了他們的答案：高個子男士更受到女性的青睞!據(jù)悉，研究者做了一項(xiàng)調(diào)查，女性喜歡個子高的男士的原因并不是“高個養(yǎng)眼”，而是個子高的男士可以在與他人打架中“拔得頭籌”。研究員Dr David Carrier做的研究顯示，“海拔高”的男士在從高處向下拳擊“海拔低”的男人時，貌似更加勇猛、力度更大，女士們看到后會陷入“不可自拔”迷戀的花癡狀態(tài)。
He added: ‘From the perspective of sexual selection theory, women are attracted to powerful males, not because powerful males can beat them up, but because powerful males can protect them and their children from other males.’ The scientists found that our prehistoric ancestors punched hardest when they stood on two legs – suggesting that fighting was the driving force behind the evolution of upright walking.‘The results of this study are consistent with the hypothesis that our ancestors adopted bipedal posture so that males would be better at beating and killing each other when competing for females,’ said Dr Carrier. ‘Standing up on their hind legs allowed our ancestors to fight with the strength of their forelimbs, making punching much more dangerous.
研究員Dr David Carrier補(bǔ)充道：“根據(jù)演化論與性擇理論顯示，女性更容易被力量更大的男士所吸引，這不意味著女士們都有‘受虐傾向’，而是她們更中意自己的心上人可以保護(hù)自己和自己的孩子免受傷害�？吹阶约旱膼廴藶榱俗约憾ゴ蚣�，去抗擊黑勢力，她們有著強(qiáng)烈的滿足感。”科學(xué)家發(fā)現(xiàn)我們的老祖宗們在古代與他人爭斗、打架的時候正是他們可以用雙腿站立時，由此可以得出結(jié)論，打架是“站立進(jìn)化論”的核心原因。此外，專家還說，我們祖先在進(jìn)化到二足動物時期的時候，憑借著“后肢動物”的優(yōu)勢更容易打敗“前肢動物”，因?yàn)閺纳现料鲁鋈α繒蟆?/p>
學(xué)校里教我們的那些事兒
人們常說大學(xué)不僅僅是學(xué)習(xí)知識，更是一段重要的人生經(jīng)歷。在學(xué)校里，你學(xué)到了什么呢?來看看Twitter上的孩紙們在學(xué)校里學(xué)到的東西，有沒有一些共鳴呢?
關(guān)于學(xué)習(xí)：
In college you can get a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. but that doesn't mean you're going to get a J.O.B.
大學(xué)里你能拿到B.A.(學(xué)士學(xué)位), M.D.(醫(yī)學(xué)博士), or Ph.D.(博士學(xué)位)，但這不意味著你能拿到J.O.B.(工作)。
That "F" You Got In English Does Not Mean Fantastic, So You Should Worry.
英語課上拿了F，不是說你Fantastic(棒極了)，你得上點(diǎn)心。
Don't Schedule 8am classes!
早晨8點(diǎn)的課不能選!!(起不來啊~~)
If you plan on not attending class, make sure you have a buddy that will sign u in.
要是你打算逃課，先保證有個家伙能幫你簽到。
Do your homework & study. And by study I mean STUDY A LOT!
好好學(xué)習(xí)，完成作業(yè)，我說好好學(xué)習(xí)是真的要努力!
關(guān)于人際交往：
Have some Great friends.
交一些好朋友。
You can't be friends with everyone.
你不可能跟所有人都是朋友。
Keep good relationships with your professors, they have a great deal of networks that can be of use to you one day.
跟教授關(guān)系好點(diǎn)，他們都有人脈，說不定哪天能用上。
Work hard, party harder.
好好學(xué)習(xí)，拼命玩兒。
Don't kiss drunk girls.
喝醉的女生不能隨便親。
Your BFF freshman year may not make it to sophomore & beyond.
大一所謂最好的好朋友到了大二不見得還是朋友。
其他：
If you have to think about it don't do it.
需要考慮考慮的事兒就別干了。
Don't fall in love your first semester.
第一學(xué)期別談戀愛。
When you begin a sentence with "don't tell anyone but...." it's a 90% chance that the person WILL tell someone.
如果你用“別跟別人講哈”作為一段話的開頭，這段話十有八九會被傳得滿城風(fēng)雨。
Make Memories that will last a Lifetime.
上大學(xué)要打造一生的美好回憶。