小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小故事

　　Pigeons and ants

　　An ant was drinking at a river. Suddenly he slipped, and fell into the water.

　　A dove took pity on him. She threw a small branch into the river. The ant seized the bough, and swam back to the shore.

　　A few days later, the ant saw a hunter aiming a gun at the dove. He bit the man in the foot sharply.The man missed the shot, and the dove's life was saved. The dove felt very grateful. She made good friends with the ant.

　　譯文：鴿子和螞蟻

　　一只螞蟻到河邊飲水，卻不幸掉入河中。

　　一只鴿子看見(jiàn)，扔下一段樹(shù)枝，將他救起。

　　過(guò)了不久，螞蟻看見(jiàn)獵人正在拿槍瞄準(zhǔn)鴿子，就狠狠地朝他腳上咬了一口，沒(méi)讓他打中。鴿子非常感激螞蟻。從此，他們成了好朋友。

　　英文小笑話

　　1)TOM'S EXCUSE

　　Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go

　　Slow".

　　湯姆的借口

　　老師：湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行."

　　DID YOUR DAD...

　　2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).

　　3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).