導(dǎo)語：下面是大學(xué)生簡短的英語小故事及翻譯，從英文故事中學(xué)習(xí)，提高英文水平。從故事中學(xué)習(xí)，學(xué)到人生的哲理。從文字中歡笑，讓生活變得更加精彩。
1、簡單的英語小故事——80字
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who'd seen everything xiaogushi8.com remarked：“That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
“Not really,” came the reply. “I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
一個(gè)盲人領(lǐng)著一只導(dǎo)盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候，導(dǎo)盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。
這個(gè)盲人十分平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個(gè)過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那只狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅干吃。”
“事實(shí)并非如此�！泵と嘶卮鹫f，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的屁股了�！�
2、簡單的英語小故事——100字
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said,“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked,“What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied,“Then you ask him.”
一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。
她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常小�！�
那個(gè)小女孩說：“約拿(一位西伯來先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的�！�
她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的�！�
那個(gè)小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿�！�
她的老師問：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”
那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他�！�
3、簡單的英語小故事——130字
While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune.
He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed：“You weigh 195 xiaogushi8.com pounds, you're married and you're on your way to San Diego.” Milgrom stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read：“You weigh 184 pounds, you're divorced and you're on your way to Chicago.”
Milgrom was amazed. Then he rushed to the men's room, changed his xiaogushi8.com clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read:“You still weigh 195 pounds, you're still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego!”
米爾格魯姆在機(jī)場(chǎng)等待登機(jī)的時(shí)候，注意到了一個(gè)電腦秤，它既能稱體重又能算命。
他把一個(gè)兩毛五的硬幣丟進(jìn)電腦秤的一個(gè)小孔里，電腦屏幕上顯示出這樣一行字：“你的體重是195磅，你已經(jīng)結(jié)婚，你將要去往圣迭戈�！泵谞柛耵斈奉D時(shí)站在那里發(fā)起了愣。
又有一個(gè)人過來了， 他也把硬幣丟進(jìn)電腦秤里，屏幕上顯示：“你的體重是184磅，你已經(jīng)離婚了，你將要去往芝加哥�！�
米爾格魯姆很是驚訝。于是，他沖進(jìn)洗手間，換了一套衣服，戴上了墨鏡，又一次走到電腦稱前。這次屏幕上顯示：“你的體重依然是195磅，你依然是個(gè)結(jié)了婚的人。只是你剛剛錯(cuò)過飛往圣迭戈的飛機(jī)�！�
4、簡單的英語小故事——200字
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, “Do come and see me at my house in the country.” So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, “This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city.”
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, “ Run! Run! The cat is coming!” They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, “I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid.”
從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在鄉(xiāng)村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，鄉(xiāng)下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉(xiāng)下的家看看�！庇谑�，城里老鼠就去了。鄉(xiāng)下老鼠領(lǐng)著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢?你應(yīng)該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會(huì)吃上美味佳肴，你應(yīng)該到我城里的家看看�！�
鄉(xiāng)下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了�？墒钦�(dāng)他們要開始吃的時(shí)候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑!快跑!貓來了!”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
5、簡單的英語小故事——200字
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.
During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, “May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Look and xiaogushi8.com behold. it's like a completely different place—the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. “Amazing!” the preacher says. “Look what God and you have accomplished together!”
“Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, “but remember what the farm was xiaogushi8.com like when God was working it alone!”
一個(gè)農(nóng)民買了一塊破舊、荒廢的農(nóng)場(chǎng)，他計(jì)劃著把農(nóng)場(chǎng)改造成一座欣欣向榮的園林。農(nóng)場(chǎng)目前的狀況是雜草遍布，房屋破舊不堪，四周的籬笆也東倒西歪。
在他著手改造的第一天，一個(gè)城里的傳教士停下來祝福他：“愿上帝與你一起實(shí)現(xiàn)你的夢(mèng)想!”
過了幾個(gè)月，那個(gè)傳教士又一次來拜訪農(nóng)民。駐足觀看，這里發(fā)生了天翻地覆的變化：房屋重新被整修過，條件也優(yōu)于從前，成群的牛羊正在歡快地吃著青草，地里的莊稼也成排地生長著�！疤豢伤甲h了，”傳教士驚呼道，“看啊，上帝和你一起實(shí)現(xiàn)了你的夢(mèng)想!”
“是的，教士，”那個(gè)農(nóng)民說道：“可你別忘了，當(dāng)初這個(gè)農(nóng)場(chǎng)只由上帝一人管理時(shí)是個(gè)什么樣子!”
6、簡單的英語小故事——200字
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there xiaogushi8.com with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,“Where is God!!?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, “Where is god?”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in Big trouble this time. God is missing—and they think we did it!”
一對(duì)夫婦有兩個(gè)兒子，一個(gè)8歲，一個(gè)10歲。他們都很淘氣，總是惹麻煩。他們的父母知道，只要鎮(zhèn)上發(fā)生了惡作劇，他們的兒子就很可能也參與了。
男孩的母親聽說鎮(zhèn)上有一位牧師， 在教育孩子方面很在行，于是便問他是否可以跟他的兒子們談一談。牧師同意了，但是兩個(gè)孩子要分開問。因此母親早上先把8歲的孩子送了過去，大一點(diǎn)的孩子下午再過去。
牧師身材高大，聲音洪亮。他讓小孩子坐下來，嚴(yán)厲地問道：“上帝在哪里?”
男孩張大了嘴，可是沒有作聲，他目瞪口呆地坐在那里。于是牧師又嚴(yán)厲地問道：“上帝在哪里?”男孩再一次沉默。于是牧師又提高了嗓門，在男孩的面前搖著手指，怒吼道：“上帝在哪里?”
男孩尖叫著從屋里沖了出來，直接往家跑去，鉆進(jìn)了衣柜，并把門關(guān)上了。當(dāng)他的哥哥在衣柜中找到他時(shí)，問道：“發(fā)生了什么事?”
小弟弟喘著氣說：“我們闖了大禍了。上帝不見了——他們認(rèn)為是我們倆干的!”
7、簡單的英語小故事——200字
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
“I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've xiaogushi8.com all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course.”
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor xiaogushi8.com to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, “Any one else? This is your last chance.” One final student rose up and took the offer.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I'm glad to see you believe in yourself.” he said. “You all have 'A' s.”
一位有機(jī)生物學(xué)教授站在20名高年級(jí)的學(xué)生面前，正準(zhǔn)備發(fā)期末考試的試卷。
“我要說的是，這個(gè)學(xué)期能夠教你們我感到非常榮幸。我明白你們都很努力，你們中的許多人在暑假之后就要去醫(yī)學(xué)院深造了。為了避免同學(xué)們因?yàn)閰⑴c本周末過多的慶�；顒�(dòng)而影響了學(xué)習(xí)成績，所以有誰愿意放棄這次考試，就可以得‘B’�！�
許多學(xué)生異常驚喜，一個(gè)接一個(gè)地站了起來，從教授身邊走過，對(duì)他表示感謝，并在紙上簽了名。等到最后一個(gè)選擇放棄的學(xué)生走出教室后，教授看著剩下的同學(xué)問：“還有嗎?這是你們的最后機(jī)會(huì)了�！苯K于，還是有一名同學(xué)站了起來，接受了建議。
教授關(guān)上門，清點(diǎn)了一下剩余的同學(xué)，說道：“我非常高興看到你們能夠相信自己，你們都得‘A’。”